Sunday, September 28, 2008

JokEs oF ThE DaY~

A woman and her lover are in the bed together when her husband comes home. The woman jumps up and push her lover to the bedroom corner. The wife rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in powder. 'Don't move! You're a statue now!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and ask about the new statue. The wife explains that their neighbour, Cindy bought a statue for their bedroom recently, so she also bought a statue to decorate their bedroom.

The married couple go to bed. During the midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "This is for you. I stood for 3 days at Cindy's house and they never fed me anything!"


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